~b~Chan~w~~n~Huang, this is outrageous!
~b~Chan~w~~n~On the one hand, I'm free, and on the other,
~b~Chan~w~~n~...I'm having business I stole in good faith taken away from me.
~b~Chan~w~~n~The Feds are raiding all of my counterfeiting operations!
~y~Huang~w~~n~What do you want to do? Blackmail one of them?
~y~Huang~w~~n~Threaten to kill someone's family?
~b~Chan~w~~n~No, screw them! I'm going to party anyway!
~y~Huang~w~~n~Chan, if the Feds link you to any of that fake merchandise...
~y~Huang~w~~n~...you're finished.
~y~Huang~w~~n~They'll use it to put you away for 100 years.
~b~Chan~w~~n~They're not going to find any fake crap, Huang, because you're going to destroy it all for me.
~y~Huang~w~~n~Yes, because I was bored and really wanted a favor to do for you.
~b~Chan~w~~n~Man, I love having you in my life. I'm going to blog about you when I wake up tomorrow.
